Online humor with real funny humor quotes from men and women !

Women's online humor :

- WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX ?
They're plugged into a genius
- WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY ?
They don't have time
-WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG ?
They don't stop for directions
-WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH ?
A vibrator can't mow the lawn
-WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE A MAN'S BRAIN ?
They don't have a penis to put it in
-WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON ?
They're intended for children, but men usually end up playing with them
-WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LAY ON THEIR BACKS ?
Their balls fall over their assholes causing vapor lock
-WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE ?
It's sex with someone they love
-WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS ?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties
-WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN ?
You need a rough draft before the final copy
-WHY IS MEN'S URINE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE ?
So he can tell if he's coming or going
-HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN ?
Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet